My life has been on and endless spiral of suck hell as of late so I thought I would look up some good quotes to see if they might inspire me to get out of this dilemma.
You be the judge:
Katherine Anne Porter
Our being is subject to all the chances of life. There are so many things we are capable of, that we could be or do. The possibilities are so great that we never, any of us, are more than one-fourth fulfilled.
Hmmm...written by a woman. I think she was actually complaining about why her husband couldn't afford Tiffany's crap for her because he coulda been working 4 jobs!!
Henry David Thoreau
Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake.
This dude ate WAAAAAYYYYY to many mushrooms out in the woods writing "Walden".
One man all by himself is nothing. Two people who belong together make a world.
But ya never get just TWO people do ya? No you got her ex and her mother and her shithead sister and lord knows the kids that ate too much damn lead paint and shit and think it's ok to cram Barney in the fucking microwave!
One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life; That word is love.
There are two others that both start with "D"...death and divorce!! How does he know? He slept with little boys who thought he was a genius...get a woman that doesn't wanna hear how brilliant your ass is when she is handing you a load of laundry!
Malcolm S. Forbes
Presence is more than just being there.
Yeah no shit!! She was screaming my name the whole time he was there while I was at work!!!!
Holy crap I do any more of these and I am gonna stick a fish scaler through my temple.
Once again a look into the mind of YOUR friendly neighborhood comic.